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Submitted by elfdog21

1. Brown the beef & drain. Cook the macaroni as according to the package. Combine & mix up the tomato sauce, beef, macaroni, Chili Beans, & seasoning mix in crockpot or in a pot on stove on medium to medium-high heat. Stir occasionly. To spice it up even more add a few tbsp of cayenne pepper during cooking. Will take around 20-30 mintues.
2. When warm set crock pot to low to keep warm. Have the crackers, shredded cheese, & Frank’s hot sauce (for those brave souls) out so people can top their chili.

Submitted by TheRob

1. Add red beans & tomatoes to a large pot. Set to low. Brown ground sirloin in a skillet on medium-high. Add salt & pepper to season. Just a little bit, be sensible.
2. Now is the good part. Take a couple of pinches of your sugar & add to the browning sirloin. Do the same with the brown sugar. If there is a good amount of fat/grease, drain. Leave a little to help with the chili mix.
3. Add the Original Chili season mix to the ground sirloin. Add to the pot with red beans & tomatoes.
4. In a skillet, brown the ground beef. Once again add salt & pepper, pinches of brown & regular sugar.
5. Take chipotle hot sauce & regular hot sauce & add a couple of shakes around the browning beef. (How much you add here determines the real hotness of the chili. None to little for just a sweet & mild chili or more for sweet & hot, & a good amount like me for the real sweet & fire in your mouth!!)
6. Keep the fat/grease & add to pot with red beans, tomatoes, & ground sirloin. Add mild/hot chili seasoning. Slice the bacon into smaller bite sized pieces.
7. In skillet take the thick sliced bacon pieces & cook in previous fat/grease that is left & the seasoning. As the bacon is cooking, add the rest of the sugars to the pot with everything else. When the bacon is finished, add to pot & let simmer.
8. Enjoy with saltine crackers.

Chef’s Note: “Fucking copyrighted”

Serves 6
5.8 effective grams of net grams of carbohydrates per serving.

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
2. Saute lean ground beef in frying pan with mushrooms, garlic, onion, celery & Italian seasonings. Fry until the meat is no longer pink. Drain any excess oil & remove. Peel eggplant & slice it very thin.
3. Grease bottom & sides of a 9″x13″ glass baking dish with olive oil on bottom & sides. Layer half the eggplant on bottom of pan. Sprinkle eggplant with additional Italian seasoning if desired. Layer half of the meat mixture, half of the sauce & half of the provolone (lasagne style). Repeat layering with remaining eggplant, meat, sauce & provolone.
4. Spread mozzarella over the top of the casserole, cover with foil & bake for approximately 45 minutes or until done, taking foil off last 5-10 minutes to brown.

Submitted by Pixy
Serves 4

1. Cook enough pasta for 4 people following the directions on the pkg.
2. Heat a large non-stick pan to medium heat. If you don’t have non-stick pans, use approximately 1 tbsp of olive oil to coat the pan.
3. When the pan is warm, add the bacon & cook until well browned & crispy. Add mushrooms & leek to the pan & cook until the leek is transparent & mushrooms have wilted.
4. Add white wine to this mixture. Add cream & stir thoroughly. Turn down to simmer & leave for 10 minutes.
5. Add parmesan & fresh herbs. Allow to simmer for a further 5 minutes. Add cooked pasta to pan & stir through.
6. Garnish with fresh herbs & serve with a crispy side salad.

Submitted by Foghorn Leghorn
Serves 6

Cook hamburger meat & onion & taco seasoning. Drain meat & onions & place into bowl add cream of mushroom soup & enchilada sauce. Add chiles & make sure it stirred up well. Place tortilla chips into a casserole pan & place ingredients from bowl in on top of chips. Preheat your oven to 350°F for 10-15 minutes. Place shredded cheese on top of meat mixture in casserole dish; place into the oven & when cheese is melted take out of oven.