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Grilled Pork Skewers with Chilie Sauce

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Submitted by Americo
Serves 4-6

Ingredients

¼ c. low-sodium soy sauce ¼ c. oyster sauce
3 tbsp cilantro leaves & stems, finely chopped 2 tbsp garlic, finely chopped
2 tbsp sugar 1 tsp black pepper, freshly ground
1 ½ lb. pork tenderloin, cut into 16 pieces 16 (6″) wooden skewers

Chile Sauce

½ c. fresh lime juice ¼ c. fish sauce
1 tbsp soy sauce 1 fresh Thai red chilie, finely diced
2 tsp sugar 1 shallot, finely diced

Directions

  1. Soak the skewers in cold water for 30 minutes prior to use.
  2. Whisk together the soy sauce, oyster sauce, cilantro, garlic, sugar, & black pepper in a bowl.
  3. Skewer 2 pieces of pork onto 2 skewers so that the meat lies flat.

Porcupine Meatballs

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Submitted by Robb “Movidude74” Johnston
Serves 6-8

Ingredients

1 lb. ground beef 1 egg, slightly beaten
2 tbsp onion, finely chopped ¼ c. rice, uncooked
1 tbsp parsley, snipped ½ tsp salt
½ c. water 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
10 ¾ oz. condensed tomato soup (1 can) dash of pepper

Directions

  1. Combine meat, rice, egg, parsley, onion, salt, pepper, & ¼ c. tomato soup. 
  2. Mix thoroughly & shape in about 20 small balls & place in a skillet.
  3. Mix remaining soup, water, & sauce; pour over meatballs.
  4. Bring to a boil & reduce heat. Cover and simmer for 40 minutes, stirring often.

Sweet Corn Tomalitos

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Submitted by Trish
Serves 6-8

Ingredients

5 tbsp margarine, softened ¼ c. masa harina flour
1/3 c. sugar 2 c. corn kernels (fresh or frozen, thawed)
½ c. cornmeal ½ c. water
1 tsp baking powder ½ tsp salt
2 tbsp milk 1 tsp milk

Directions

  1. In a small bowl, mix the margarine, masa, & sugar with a mixer until light & fluffy, about 1 minute.
  2. Blend ½ the corn kernels with the water in a blender until smooth.
  3. Combine with margarine mixture, stirring well.
  4. Add the remaining corn, cornmeal, baking powder, salt & milk.
  5. Bring a medium saucepan of water to boil.
  6. Pour the mixture into an 8″ baking dish.
  7. Tightly cover with plastic wrap & set atop the saucepan of boiling water.
  8. Keep pan tightly wrapped & steam for 50 minutes to 1 hour.
  9. Check water level often, until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Chef’s Note: This has also been made in the oven, setting the pan in a water bath. Not sure of the temperature or time.

Happy Four Twenty

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Alright you askewbies… considering that we all come from a community based on the stoner humor of Jay & Silent bob, it’s appropriate that I did some googling to share these recipes with you.

I’m not going to “reprint” them here, just links. And I have no idea how accurate they are, but I have on good authority that they’re not going to lead you entirely astray.

First, you have to make the butter.

Then you can make some rice krispy treats.

For the chocolate lover, fudge or caramel might be in order.

Saucepot Tips – Perfect Microwave Potato

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Submitted by jennifer_ann7


 After washing the potatoes & piercing them, rub cooking oil over them. Microwave for approximately 6 minutes per potato. Before serving, wrap each potato in a paper towel for 5 minutes. This helps keep the steam in so the potato is fluffier & more moist when you cut into it.