Happy Four Twenty

Alright you askewbies… considering that we all come from a community based on the stoner humor of Jay & Silent bob, it’s appropriate that I did some googling to share these recipes with you.

I’m not going to “reprint” them here, just links. And I have no idea how accurate they are, but I have on good authority that they’re not going to lead you entirely astray.

First, you have to make the butter.

Then you can make some rice krispy treats.

For the chocolate lover, fudge or caramel might be in order.

Pecan Pie Bars

Pecan Pie Bar by Larry on FlickrSubmitted by Carli

Main Ingredients

6 c. flour 1½ c. sugar
1 tsp salt 2 c. cold butter

Filling Ingredients

8 eggs 3 c. sugar
3 c. corn syrup ½ c. melted butter
3 tsp vanilla extract 5 c. chopped pecans


  1. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, & salt. Cut in butter until crumbly. 
  2. Press onto bottom & up the sides of two greased 15x10x1 baking pans. 
  3. Bake at 350°F for 18-22 minutes or until edges are browning & bottom is set.
  4. Combine eggs, sugar, corn syrup, butter & vanilla in a large bowl; mix well. Stir in pecans. 
  5. Pour over crust & bake for 25-30 minutes, or until edges are firm & center is almost set. 
  6. Cool on wire racks & cut into bars. Refrigerate until serving.