Alright you askewbies… considering that we all come from a community based on the stoner humor of Jay & Silent bob, it’s appropriate that I did some googling to share these recipes with you.
I’m not going to “reprint” them here, just links. And I have no idea how accurate they are, but I have on good authority that they’re not going to lead you entirely astray.
Mix all ingredients together slowly in order above except for the chocolate chips & bakers’ wax. Roll into small balls & chill at least 6 hours.
Melt semi-sweet chocolate chips and wax. Mix well. Use a spoon & toothpick to dip balls into chocolate. Place on a cookie sheet covered with wax paper. Let cool/dry, then enjoy. Keep refrigerated for best taste.
Submitted by Carli
Yields 18 Squares
6 Carbs per Square Cake Ingredients
¼ c. butter
¼ c. heavy cream
2 large eggs
¾ Splenda
½ c. full-fat soy flour
1 tsp baking powder
¼ c. whole wheat or oat flour
½ tsp vanilla extract
¾ c. coffee
1 tbsp Splenda
Topping Ingredients
16 oz. cream cheese
1/3 c. Splenda
½ rum extract
2 c. heavy cream, whipped stiff
Preheat oven to 375°F.
Spray a 13″x9″ pan with a non-stick cooking spray. In a small pan, heat the butter & cream until steaming hot. In a large bowl, beat eggs at high speed until light in color (don’t underbeat — they should become a pale lemony color.) Gradually beat in the ¾ c. Splenda & beat for 2 minutes. Lightly spoon the soy flour into a measuring cup & level off. Add wheat or oat flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla & hot cream mixture. Beat at low speed until smooth; pour into prepared pan.
Bake at 375°F for 14-16 minutes or until cakes springs back when lightly touched in the center.
In a 1 c. measure, combine coffee & 1 Tbsp. Splenda; mix well. Drizzle this over the warm cake. Cool completely.
To make toping: In a large bowl beat the cheese until smooth & creamy. Beat in Splenda & rum extract. In a large bowl, beat the cream until stiff peaks form; fold into cheese mixture until combined. Spread evenly over cooled cake. Cover & chill at least 4 hours or overnight. To serve, cut into squares. Store in the refrigerator.
1. In a large bowl, combine all ingredients except whipped topping. Transfer to a slow cooker coated with nonstick cooking spray. Cover & cook on low for 6-7 hours or until a thermometer reads 160°F. Serve in bowls with whipped topping, if desired.
1. Crush oreos & mix the first 3 ingredients. Form into 1″ balls. Freeze until set. Melt vanilla & dip balls into it. Then when vanilla is set drizzle melted chocolate on top. Put in fridge until ready to serve.
